Not next to useless...

...two seats down, in fact.

Ugh... I have a minor cold won't go away, and yesterday the effect was post-nasal drip which was/is driving me batshit.
So, before I fell into the coma, I had some cough syrup to help get that away.
When I got up, I reached for the non-drowsy decongestant pills to keep the sinuses clear.
Well it looks like there's some interaction happening, 'cause I'm on a chemically-fuelled roller-coaster between lucidity and torpor... I can type for a few moments at a time and then it all gets bad...

...Yeah, or I daze out and find myself half-asleep absorbing all the office gossip around me. And I hate that. Like most people I have my own shit to worry about, I don't need to hear (especially involuntarily) other people's issues.

Moses... I think I was asleep with my eyes open for a few moments there.

OK, back to work... hopefully I won't drool on the keyboard.